Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I... don't... know
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Woman: Why do you want to become a Bigger Brother?
Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Homer: Uh, revenge?
Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm outta here. [footsteps, door slams]
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Homer: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yes, but faster!
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Homer: "Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut."
Homer's Brain: "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
Homer: "Explain how."
Homer's Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Homer: "Woo-hoo!"
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